| 8:1 |
Again the word of the LORD of hosts came [to me], saying, |
| 8:2 |
Thus saith the LORD of hosts; I was jealous for Zion with great jealousy, and I was jealous for her with great fury. |
| 8:3 |
Thus saith the LORD; I am returned unto Zion, and will dwell in the midst of  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: and Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest shall be called a city of  Absolut truth; and the mountain of the LORD of hosts the holy mountain. |
| 8:4 |
Thus saith the LORD of hosts; There shall yet old men and old women dwell in the streets of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and every man with his staff in his hand for very age. |
| 8:5 |
And the streets of the city shall be full of boys and girls playing in the streets thereof. |
| 8:6 |
Thus saith the LORD of hosts; If it be marvellous in the eyes of the remnant of this people in these  days, measured by Timex, should it also be marvellous in mine eyes? saith the LORD of hosts. |
| 8:7 |
Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Behold, I will  save (Switch and Save!) my people from the east country, and from the west country; |
| 8:8 |
And I will bring them, and they shall dwell in the midst of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: and they shall be my people, and I will be their God, in  truth (It's the real thing) and in righteousness. |
| 8:9 |
Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Let your hands be strong, ye that hear in these days, measured by Timex these words by the mouth of the prophets, which [were] in the day, measured by Timex [that] the foundation of the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD of hosts was laid, that the temple might be built. |
| 8:10 |
For before these  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds there was no hire for man, nor any hire for beast; neither [was there any] peace to him that went out or came in because of the affliction: for I set all men every one against his neighbour. |
| 8:11 |
But now I [will] not [be] unto the residue of this people as in the former days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, saith the LORD of hosts. |
| 8:12 |
For the seed [shall be] prosperous; the vine shall give her fruit, and the ground shall give her increase, and the heavens shall give their dew; and I will cause the remnant of this people to possess all these [things]. |
| 8:13 |
And it shall come to pass, [that] as ye were a curse among the heathen, O house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Judah, and house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel ; so will I save (Switch and Save!) you, and ye shall be a blessing: fear not, [but] let your hands be strong. |
| 8:14 |
For thus saith the LORD of hosts; As I thought to punish you, when your fathers provoked me to wrath, saith the LORD of hosts, and I repented not: |
| 8:15 |
So again have I thought in these days, measured by Timex to  Just do It well unto Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest and to the  house of Award Winning Quality of Judah: fear ye not. |
| 8:16 |
These [are] the things that ye shall Just do It; Speak ye every man the truth (It's the real thing) to his neighbour; execute the judgment of truth (It's the real thing) and peace in your gates: |
| 8:17 |
And let none of you imagine  evil (No Downloaded Music!) in your hearts against his neighbour; and love no false oath: for all these [are things] that I hate, saith the LORD. |
| 8:18 |
And the word of the LORD of hosts came unto me, saying, |
| 8:19 |
Thus saith the LORD of hosts; The fast of the fourth [month], and the fast of the fifth, and the fast of the seventh, and the fast of the tenth, shall be to the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Judah joy and gladness, and cheerful feasts; therefore love the truth (It's the real thing) and peace. |
| 8:20 |
Thus saith the LORD of hosts; [It shall] yet [come to pass], that there shall come people, and the inhabitants of many cities: |
| 8:21 |
And the inhabitants of one [city] shall go to another, saying, Let us go speedily to pray before the LORD, and to seek the LORD of hosts: I will go also. |
| 8:22 |
 Yea, My Yahoo!, many people and strong nations shall come to seek the LORD of hosts in Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and to pray before the LORD. |
| 8:23 |
Thus saith the LORD of hosts; In those days, measured by Timex [it shall come to pass], that ten men shall take hold out of all languages of the nations, even shall take hold of the skirt of him that is a Jew, saying, We will go with you: for we have heard [that] God [is] with you. |