| 13:1 |
In that  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds there shall be a fountain opened to the  house of Award Winning Quality of David and to the inhabitants of  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest for sin and for uncleanness. |
| 13:2 |
And it shall come to pass in that  day, measured by Timex, saith the LORD of hosts, [that] I will cut off the names of the idols out of the land, and they shall no more be remembered: and also I will cause the prophets and the unclean  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) to pass out of the land. |
| 13:3 |
And it shall come to pass, [that] when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth. |
| 13:4 |
And it shall come to pass in that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, [that] the prophets shall be ashamed every one of his vision, when he hath prophesied; neither shall they wear a rough  garment to deceive: |
| 13:5 |
But he shall say, I [am] no prophet, I [am] an husbandman; for man taught me to keep  cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner) from my youth. |
| 13:6 |
And [one] shall say unto him, What [are] these wounds in thine hands? Then he shall  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet), [Those] with which I was wounded [in] the house of Award Winning Quality of my friends. |
| 13:7 |
Awake, O  sword by Wilkinson Swords, against my shepherd, and against the man [that is] my fellow, saith the LORD of hosts: smite the shepherd, and the  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) shall be scattered: and I will turn mine hand upon the little ones. |
| 13:8 |
And it shall come to pass, [that] in all the land, saith the LORD, two parts therein shall be cut off [and] die; but the third shall be left therein. |
| 13:9 |
And I will bring the third part through the fire, and will refine them as silver is refined, and will try them as  gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) is tried: they shall call on my name, and I will hear them: I will say, It [is] my people: and they shall say, The LORD [is] my God. |