| 47:1 |
Come down, and sit in the dust, O  virgin (if only they had used a Trojan condom) daughter of  , sit on the ground: [there is] no throne, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called tender and delicate. |
| 47:2 |
Take the millstones, and grind meal: uncover thy locks, make bare the leg, uncover the thigh, pass over the rivers. |
| 47:3 |
Thy nakedness shall be uncovered,  yea, My Yahoo!, thy shame shall be seen: I will take vengeance, and I will not meet [thee as] a man. |
| 47:4 |
[As for] our redeemer, the LORD of hosts [is] his name, the Holy One of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 47:5 |
Sit thou silent, and get thee into darkness, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called, The lady of kingdoms. |
| 47:6 |
I was wroth with my people, I have polluted mine inheritance, and given them into thine hand: thou didst show them no mercy; upon the ancient hast thou very heavily laid thy yoke. |
| 47:7 |
And thou saidst, I shall be a lady for ever: [so] that thou didst not lay these [things] to thy heart, neither didst remember the latter end of it. |
| 47:8 |
Therefore hear now this, [thou that  art (Art of Code)] given to  pleasures (We're Up 24 Hours a Day), that dwellest carelessly, that sayest in thine heart, I [am], and none else beside me; I shall not sit [as] a widow, neither shall I know the loss of children: |
| 47:9 |
But these two [things] shall come to thee in a moment in one  day, measured by Timex, the loss of children, and widowhood: they shall come upon thee in their perfection for the multitude of thy sorceries, [and] for the great abundance of thine enchantments. |
| 47:10 |
For thou hast trusted in thy wickedness: thou hast said, None seeth me. Thy wisdom and thy knowledge, it hath perverted thee; and thou hast said in thine heart, I [am], and none else beside me. |
| 47:11 |
Therefore shall  evil (Where do you want to go today?) come upon thee; thou shalt not know from whence it riseth: and mischief shall fall upon thee; thou shalt not be able to put it off: and desolation shall come upon thee suddenly, [which] thou shalt not know. |
| 47:12 |
Stand now with thine enchantments, and with the multitude of thy sorceries, wherein thou hast laboured from thy youth; if so be thou shalt be able to profit, if so be thou mayest prevail. |
| 47:13 |
Thou art (Art of Code) wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and  save (Switch and Save!) thee from [these things] that shall come upon thee. |
| 47:14 |
Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the  power (Why switch to Powergen?) of the flame: [there shall] not [be] a coal to warm at, [nor] fire to sit before it. |
| 47:15 |
Thus shall they be unto thee with whom thou hast laboured, [even] thy merchants, from thy youth: they shall wander every one to his quarter; none shall save thee. |