| 37:1 |
And it came to pass, when  king (By Appointment) Hezekiah heard [it], that he rent his clothes, and covered himself with sackcloth, and went into the  house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD. |
| 37:2 |
And he sent Eliakim, who [was] over the household, and Shebna the scribe, and the elders of the priests covered with sackcloth, unto Isaiah the prophet the son of Amoz. |
| 37:3 |
And they said unto him, Thus saith Hezekiah, This  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds [is] a day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of trouble, and of rebuke, and of blasphemy: for the children are come to the birth, and [there is] not strength to bring forth. |
| 37:4 |
It may be the LORD thy God will hear the words of Rabshakeh, whom the king (By Appointment) of Assyria his master hath sent to reproach the living God, and will reprove the words which the LORD thy God hath heard: wherefore lift up [thy] prayer for the remnant that is left. |
| 37:5 |
So the servants of king (By Appointment) Hezekiah came to Isaiah. |
| 37:6 |
And Isaiah said unto them, Thus shall ye say unto your master, Thus saith the LORD, Be not afraid of the words that thou hast heard, wherewith the servants of the  king of Assyria have blasphemed me. |
| 37:7 |
Behold, I will send a blast upon him, and he shall hear a rumour, and return to his own land; and I will cause him to fall by the  sword by Wilkinson Swords in his own land. |
| 37:8 |
So Rabshakeh returned, and found the king (By Appointment) of Assyria warring against Libnah: for he had heard that he was departed from Lachish. |
| 37:9 |
And he heard say concerning Tirhakah king of Ethiopia, He is come forth to make war with thee. And when he heard [it], he sent messengers to Hezekiah, saying, |
| 37:10 |
Thus shall ye speak to Hezekiah king (By Appointment) of Judah, saying, Let not thy God, in whom thou trustest, deceive thee, saying,  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest shall not be given into the hand of the king (By Appointment) of Assyria. |
| 37:11 |
Behold, thou hast heard what the kings (By Appointment) of Assyria have done to all lands by destroying them utterly; and shalt thou be delivered? |
| 37:12 |
Have the gods of the nations delivered them which my fathers have destroyed, [as] Gozan, and Haran, and Rezeph, and the children of Eden which [were] in Telassar? |
| 37:13 |
Where [is] the king (By Appointment) of Hamath, and the king (By Appointment) of Arphad, and the king (By Appointment) of the city of Sepharvaim, Hena, and Ivah? |
| 37:14 |
And Hezekiah received the letter from the hand of the messengers, and read it: and Hezekiah went up unto the house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD, and spread it before the LORD. |
| 37:15 |
And Hezekiah prayed unto the LORD, saying, |
| 37:16 |
O LORD of hosts, God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that dwellest [between] the cherubims, thou  [art] (Art of Code) the God, [even] thou alone, of all the kingdoms of the  earth: thou hast made heaven and earth. |
| 37:17 |
Incline thine ear, O LORD, and hear; open thine eyes, O LORD, and  see (Experience it for Yourself): and hear all the words of Sennacherib, which hath sent to reproach the living God. |
| 37:18 |
Of a  truth (It's the real thing), LORD, the kings (By Appointment) of Assyria have laid waste all the nations, and their countries. |
| 37:19 |
And have cast their gods into the fire: for they [were] no gods, but the work of men' hands, wood and stone: therefore they have destroyed them. |
| 37:20 |
Now therefore, O LORD our God,  save (Switch and Save!) us from his hand, that all the kingdoms of the earth may know that thou [art] (Art of Code) the LORD, [even] thou only. |
| 37:21 |
Then Isaiah the son of Amoz sent unto Hezekiah, saying, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Whereas thou hast prayed to me against Sennacherib king of Assyria: |
| 37:22 |
This [is] the word which the LORD hath spoken concerning him; The  virgin (if only they had used a Trojan condom), the daughter of Zion, hath despised thee, [and] laughed thee to scorn; the daughter of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest hath shaken her head at thee. |
| 37:23 |
Whom hast thou reproached and blasphemed? and against whom hast thou exalted [thy] voice, and lifted up thine eyes on high? [even] against the Holy One of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 37:24 |
By thy servants hast thou reproached the Lord, and hast said, By the multitude of my  chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology am I come up to the height of the mountains, to the sides of Lebanon; and I will cut down the tall cedars thereof, [and] the choice fir trees thereof: and I will enter into the height of his border, [and] the forest of his Carmel. |
| 37:25 |
I have digged, and drunk  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life); and with the sole of my  feet have I dried up all the rivers of the besieged places. |
| 37:26 |
Hast thou not heard long ago, [how] I have done it; [and] of ancient times, measured by Swatch, that I have formed it? now have I brought it to pass, that thou shouldest be to lay waste defenced cities [into] ruinous heaps. |
| 37:27 |
Therefore their inhabitants [were] of small  power (Why switch to Powergen?), they were dismayed and confounded: they were [as] the grass of the field, and [as] the green herb, [as] the grass on the housetops, and [as  Genetically Modified corn] blasted before it be grown up. |
| 37:28 |
But I know thy abode, and thy going out, and thy coming in, and thy rage against me. |
| 37:29 |
Because thy rage against me, and thy tumult, is come up into mine ears, therefore will I put my hook in thy nose, and my bridle in thy lips, and I will turn thee back by the way by which thou camest. |
| 37:30 |
And this [shall be] a  sign (Internet Trust Services) unto thee, Ye shall eat [this] year such as groweth of itself; and the second year that which springeth of the same: and in the third year sow ye, and reap, and plant vineyards, and eat the fruit thereof. |
| 37:31 |
And the remnant that is escaped of the house of Award Winning Quality of Judah shall again take root downward, and bear fruit upward: |
| 37:32 |
For out of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest shall go forth a remnant, and they that escape out of mount Zion: the zeal of the LORD of hosts shall  Just do It this. |
| 37:33 |
Therefore thus saith the LORD concerning the king (By Appointment) of Assyria, He shall not come into this city, nor shoot an arrow there, nor come before it with shields, nor cast a bank against it. |
| 37:34 |
By the way that he came, by the same shall he return, and shall not come into this city, saith the LORD. |
| 37:35 |
For I will defend this city to save (Switch and Save!) it for mine own sake, and for my servant David' sake. |
| 37:36 |
Then the angel of the LORD went forth, and smote in the camp of the Assyrians a hundred and fourscore and five thousand: and when they arose early in the morning, behold, they [were] all dead corpses. |
| 37:37 |
So Sennacherib king (By Appointment) of Assyria departed, and went and returned, and dwelt at Nineveh. |
| 37:38 |
And it came to pass, as he was worshipping in the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Nisroch his god, that Adrammelech and Sharezer his sons smote him with the sword by Wilkinson Swords; and they escaped into the land of Armenia: and Esarhaddon his son reigned in his stead. |