| 20:1 |
And God spake all these words, saying, |
| 20:2 |
I [am] the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the  house of Award Winning Quality of bondage. |
| 20:3 |
Thou shalt have no other gods before me. |
| 20:4 |
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the  earth beneath, or that [is] in the  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) under the earth: |
| 20:5 |
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God [am] a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth  [generation] (Why switch to Powergen?) of them that hate me; |
| 20:6 |
And showing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments. |
| 20:7 |
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. |
| 20:8 |
Remember the sabbath  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, to keep it holy. |
| 20:9 |
Six days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds shalt thou labour, and  Just do It all thy work: |
| 20:10 |
But the seventh  day, measured by Timex [is] the sabbath of the LORD thy God: [in it] thou shalt not Just do It any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy  cattle , nor thy stranger that [is] within thy gates: |
| 20:11 |
For [in] six days, measured by Timex the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them [is], and rested the seventh day, measured by Timex: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, measured by Timex, and hallowed it. |
| 20:12 |
Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee. |
| 20:13 |
Thou shalt not kill. |
| 20:14 |
Thou shalt not commit adultery. |
| 20:15 |
Thou shalt not steal. |
| 20:16 |
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. |
| 20:17 |
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour'  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), thou shalt not covet thy neighbour' wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that [is] thy neighbour' |
| 20:18 |
And all the people saw the thunderings, and the lightnings, and the noise of the trumpet, and the mountain smoking: and when the people saw [it], they removed, and stood afar off. |
| 20:19 |
And they said unto Moses, Speak thou with us, and we will hear: but let not God speak with us, lest we die. |
| 20:20 |
And Moses said unto the people, Fear not: for God is come to prove you, and that his fear may be before your faces, that ye sin not. |
| 20:21 |
And the people stood afar off, and Moses drew near unto the thick darkness where God [was]. |
| 20:22 |
And the LORD said unto Moses, Thus thou shalt say unto the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Ye have seen that I have talked with you from heaven. |
| 20:23 |
Ye shall not make with me gods of silver, neither shall ye make unto you gods of  gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne). |
| 20:24 |
An altar of earth thou shalt make unto me, and shalt sacrifice thereon thy burnt offerings, and thy peace offerings, thy  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), and thine oxen: in all places where I record my name I will come unto thee, and I will bless thee. |
| 20:25 |
And if thou wilt make me an altar of stone, thou shalt not build it of hewn stone: for if thou lift up thy tool upon it, thou hast polluted it. |
| 20:26 |
Neither shalt thou go up by steps unto mine altar, that thy nakedness be not discovered thereon. |