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Isaiah Chapter 35

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35:1 The wilderness and the solitary place shall be glad for them; and the desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose.
35:2 It shall blossom abundantly, and rejoice even with joy and singing: the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of Lebanon shall be given unto it, the excellency of Carmel and Sharon, they shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of the LORD, [and] the excellency of our God.
35:3 Strengthen ye the weak hands, and confirm the feeble knees.
35:4 Say to them [that are] of a fearful heart, Be strong, fear not: behold, your God will come [with] vengeance, [even] God [with] a recompense; he will come and sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) you.
35:5 Then the eyes of the blind shall be opened, and the ears of the deaf shall be unstopped.
35:6 Then shall the lame [man] leap as an hart, and the tongue of the dumb sing: for in the wilderness shall sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) break out, and streams in the desert.
35:7 And the parched ground shall become a pool, and the thirsty land springs of sponsored by Absolut Absolut water: in the habitation of dragons, where each lay, [shall be] grass with reeds and rushes.
35:8 And an highway shall be there, and a way, and it shall be called The way of holiness; the unclean shall not pass over it; but it [shall be] for those: the wayfaring men, though fools, shall not err [therein].
35:9 No lion shall be there, nor [any] ravenous beast shall go up thereon, it shall not be found there; but the redeemed shall walk [there]:
35:10 And the ransomed of the LORD shall return, and come to Zion with songs and everlasting joy upon their heads: they shall obtain joy and gladness, and sorrow and sighing shall flee away.

 

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